frogmp3:

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

wynx-hates-pedos:

sexycraisinthanos:

cheshireinthemiddle:

tunte:

d-a-d-d-y-monster:

tenzout:

be-blackstar:

toiletpaperfandom:

For those who havent heard yet: Paris Hilton was pranked into thinking her plane was crashing and that she was going to fucking die. If you ask me ‘prank’ is the wrong fucking vocab here. This is a forced near death experience with potential emotional trauma following. Yet she has to laugh it off as a public person / selfmade brand/entrepreneur. This shit can scar you for life. I wouldve fucking lost it.

If you ever think about pulling of this kind of horribly disgusting bullshit, do us all a favor and reevaluate the choices you make in life. Grow the fuck up.

This is disgusting.

Good.

I hear the audio clip from it. She was so fucking terrified and when they told her it was a prank the first thing she asked was if the guy who had “jumped” was okay or not.

She deserves to sue.

Prank shows should be about making people fucking laugh at the prank

Good prank: when those people turned their roommate’s bedroom into a storage closet while he was away

Bad pranks: when Mariah Carey was convinced she knocked over a 200 foot Christmas tree and ruined hundreds of kids’ Christmas presents

Also this isn’t even a prank it’s just abuse. People need to learn the difference between pranks and abuse.

flowerais:

remember the last time you thought to yourself, this is the best day of my life? you will have days like that again. days where you’re calm and radiating light, where your heart is full of love, where you feel like you will be just fine, despite everything you had to go through. on days like that you’ll know the truth, not the lies that your negative emotions tell you. I hope you have a day like that soon.

democrips:

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

southernheartache:

bepeu:

note to self: stay quiet to remain mysterious and also to not embarrass yourself

Me

i-o-u-a-fall:

chroniclesofpanem:

tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

Remember when people cared about Kony?

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

Remember the Alamo?

Remember the Titans?

remember who you are

cockhunt:

can they like release new vegetables 

sexysuggestion:

give me the look that says “just wait until we’re alone”